Lord of the Rings 4: Sauron Downloads the Entire Internet
Just watched this movie about a stepmom who brings home parsnips to make hazelnut soup.
They told us to never talk to strangers and then they invented the internet.
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I wish I was an octopus so I could chokeslam eight people at once.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
THE SPORT OF GOLF
THE SPORT OF GOLF (ACCORDING TO ADAM YOUNG)
-Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
-Swing hard in case you hit it.
-I tried to play golf but I was so bad, they had to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I spent half the day in the woods.
-The older I get, the better I used to be.
-Golf is a better game played downhill.
-My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
-Go ahead and putt, you are not interrupting my conversation.
-Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
-May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
-When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
Helloooooooooo Seattle!
Oh hi!
Believe it or not, I’ve never been to Seattle before. However, two days ago I packed my bags, drove to the airport and waltzed onto an airplane bound for the great woodsy northwest. Two hours later, I stepped off the plane and into beautiful warm, sunny downtown Seattle. I can remember staring out the window and daydreaming about this place during class when I was a freshmen in high school so needless to say, being here for the first time is indeed a bit surreal for me. And from the little I’ve seen of it thus far, I can safely say it’s enchanting. Plus there are MOUNTAINS out here!!! :)
Minnesota Winters
In southern Minnesota, the frosty month of December in a rural town can mean only one thing: back problems. If you live anywhere north of Iowa, you know this. Once autumn decides to quit fooling around and the weather engine shifts gears from chilly to freezing, a sad sinking feeling inevitably ensues because everyone knows that once the flakes start falling… the backs start aching. Granted, a fresh blanket of fluffy snow draped softly over thickets of evergreens certainly radiates good cheer, but beware: there is an ominous drawback that surely lurks therein. Allow me to elaborate.
