I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their ulterior motives questioned.

All I can say is I was enchanted to beat you.

wat

Plot twist: call me definitely.

You’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down.

lol

Computers and food.

Just watched this movie about a stepmom who brings home parsnips to make hazelnut soup.

Lord of the Rings 4: Sauron Downloads the Entire Internet

They told us to never talk to strangers and then they invented the internet.